Episodes

Welcome to the Horizon Motel. We apologize for the unconscious lady in the parking lot. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Benjamin Burdick as Frank Melody Bridges as June Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Ian Ferguson as Abraham Lincoln Ian Ferguson as John Wilkes Booth Keith Cable as John Hay Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced...

"There's no aliens anymore, Leif. Just a big mess." Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert. Evan Gulock as Leif. Finlay Stevenson as Alice. Written and directed by Joe Fisher. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson. Music by Freescha. Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The...

"What are we to think of a woman's suffering a broken leg when another crowd of 1,000 turned violent after waiting eight hours to get into a Zayre store in Wilkes-Barre, Pa.? Departmental Manager William Shigo could provide no explanation either. He armed himself with a baseball bat to defend his position behind the counter. Said he: 'Get back, you're breaking my legs.'"-Time Magazine, September 12th, 1983. CastGloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Muckl...

"Sigians, man." Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert. Evan Gulock as Leif. Neal Starbird as Dez. Finlay Stevenson as Alice. Written and Directed by Joe Fisher. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha. Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): h...

Out there, somewhere, lookin' for ya... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Benjamin Burdick as Frank Music: Facetime - Nico Rengifo Tu Vida - Caro Luna Gloaming Time - Carl Fenton's Orchestra Hold the Fort - The Chautauqua Preachers' Quartette Mother Machree - CHARLES HACKETT Clair de Lune - Debussy Wr...

"You want to be in the mess with me?" Cast: Evan Gulock as Leif Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Cat Blackard as Verge Finlay Stevenson as Alice Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Music by Freescha Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Pod...

Every day is the end of the world for somebody. Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Laurence Owen as Josh Lindsay Sharman as Mallory Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Fate (It Was Fate when I First Met You) by Byron Gay Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with th...

"Until then... I surf." Cast: Evan Gulock as Leif Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Mark Healy as Darren Joe Fisher as Eldin Finlay Stevenson as Alice Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on App...

“There is an inanimate object which has a capacity to exasperate which no human being will ever attain: a piano.” ― Marcel Proust Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Christine Nelson as Billie Amber Dekkers as Maggie Caroline Vuchetich as Milly Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and F...

"Oh great emergence from dark waters, what new world do you bring to see its first light?" Cast: Evan Gulock as Leif Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Keith Cable as Fagin Shelly Darrington as Tuvie Jessica Morris as Whela Finlay Stevenson as Alice Music by Freescha Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe...

“While we're on brunch, how about hollandaise sauce? Not for me. Bacteria love hollandaise. And hollandaise, that delicate emulsion of egg yolks and clarified butter, must be held at a temperature not too hot nor too cold, lest it break when spooned over your poached eggs. Unfortunately, this lukewarm holding temperature is also the favorite environment for bacteria to copulate and reproduce in.”-Anthony Bourdain Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebu...

"New message from BertBert marked URGENT." Cast: Evan Gulock as Leif Cat Blackard as Verge Neal Starbird as Dez Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein as The Acolytes and The High Priest Finlay Stevenson as Alice Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting ...

Welcome to Hood's Pocket, Oregon. It gets weird here. Cast: Clementine - Lauren LeBlanc Zebulon - Neal Starbird Effie - Julie Cowden-Starbird Frank - Benjamin Burdick June - Melody Bridges Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: "Orphan Girl" by Riley Puckett Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): ...

"I have to see it." Cast: Leif - Evan Gulock Verge - Cat Blackard Minsky - Jason Lambert Robots - Joe Fisher Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcas...

Showtime. Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Camille Smicker as The Ex Celeste Pewter as Radio Reporter Nhea Durousseau as Tamara Oliver Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Keep Smiling at Trouble by Waring's Pennsylvanians Vissi d'arte from Tosca by Puccini S...

Oof. Home again. Evan Gulock as Leif Lauren Grace Thomson as BertBert Finlay Stevenson as Alice. Tom Moorman as Dad. Rebecca Stern as Mom. Written and directed by Joe Fisher. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha. Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts...

And the Hoopoe said to King Solomon, "I have found out what you could not." Starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Ian Ferguson as Terric of York Tomi Zandshtein as Yosef Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson "Stella Splendens" Performed by Ian Ferguson "Terric of York" Written and Performed by Ian Ferguson Found Audio courtesy of the following users on Freesound.org: sparrer stifa10 alfdroid soundsofeurpoe nikitralala ittaisha gis oh_my_...

"I'm going to hate this so much, Leif." Cast: Evan Gulock as Leif Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Cat Blackard as Verge Finlay Stevenson as Alice Guest starring: Tom Webster as Galz Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.su...

Time for a nice, relaxing day off. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Nhea Durousseau as Tamara Oliver Cooper Shaw as Special Agent Sarah Murphy Ian Ferguson as Terric of York Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: "Ah, Mimi, tu più" From La Boheme by Leonca...

"Many things wait in the woods, and they will wait forever. They wait for you." -Coralee's Guide to the First Forest. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Bejamin Burdick as Frank Melody Bridges as June Keith Cable as Pete Aubrey Ferguson as Stephanie Ian Ferguson as Terric Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Written and Directed by Joe Fish...

"There is life even in the darkness, they say... If we thrive then so shall you, they say..." Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Ian Ferguson as Terric Alan Burgon as Brodie Shelly Darrington as Olivia and DSCN 83 Nhea Durousseau as Tamara Evan Gulock as Young Leif Finlay Stevenson as Alice Jessica Morri...