Episodes

Now jobless in the pandemic era, Gloria takes a job interview at a lonely diner outside of Phoenix. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: What a Friend We Have in Jesus - Stanley and Burr When the Roll is Called Up Yonder - Elliot Shaw Coul...

It's Gloria's first official shift at everyone's favorite space, time, and dimension traversing diner and the staff finds themselves setting down on a dense, forested planet, teeming with life. I'm SURE everything on this planet is nice and benevolent. Right guys?... Guys?... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced b...

You'd think working a busy shift in a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner in 1934 Harlan County, Kentucky would keep you from being confronted by your past relationships. That's what you get for thinking. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Star: Camille Smicker as "The Ex" Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay St...

We've all been there... your sentient old-timey radio stops talking to you and suddenly your diner is hurtling toward a supermassive black hole, right guys?! Whom amongst us? Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon - Neal Starbid Effie - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Durangs Hornpipe and Little Brown Jug - Don Richardson Tennessee Moon - Heidelburg Quintette Su...

Oh no, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Benjamin Burdick as Officer Valvoline Jessica Morris as Mary Written and Directe...

You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you. Also the future would like to have a word... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Sweeter as the Years Go By - Criterion Quartette Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Criterion Quartette Preguntale a las Estrellas ...

There's a joke I'm trying to think of... A robot walks into a diner something something something humanity is subjective. Anybody know that one? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Ian Furguson as Boofar Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Preguntale a las Estrellas - Emilia de Gorgorza ...

Things can keep for a long time when they're frozen: Chicken, fish, broccoli, reminders of the futility of our actions. Be careful when you defrost... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Jason Lambert as Vladimir Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Preguntale a las Estrellas - Emilia de ...

Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Kitchen Stove - Paul Van Loan's Orchestra Life's Railway to Heaven - Smith's Sacred Singers Suppor...

SEASON ONE FINALE!! Remember: When faced with a dark and mysterious force in the sky, try throwing a scientists at it. Literally. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Art by ariartcor Carry me Back to Tennessee - Carroll C Clark Preguntale a las Estrellas - Emilia de Gorgorza ...

You've come this far with us, now help us take Midnight Burger to the next level. Early access to shows starting with our Season 2 premiere on November 15th! Access to the "Midnight Server" Discord! Access to "Shift Notes", our monthly behind the scenes podcast! Access to all scripts! Shout outs! Eternal Gratitude! Just go to https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger for more info! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

It's Season 2! Midnight Burger is down a man but that doesn't stop the doors from opening at 6. Hey, are we in Arkansas? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Dru Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Nearer My God to Thee - Paulist Choristers of Chicago Arkansas Traveler ...

Somewhere in deep space is the unhappiest man in the multiverse... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Bejamin Burdick as Ted Jessica Morris as The Voice Camille Smicker as The Ex Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Lo Son Titania - Luisa Tetrazzini Support the show by Subscribing! S...

This club has everything: Robots, overt threats, uncomfortable conversations about sexuality, space lawyers... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Jason Lambert as Minsky Music: Missouri Hoedown - Carl Myles and The California Haylofters. Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Ste...

New friends, new enemies, and Reid's paradox of rapid plant migration... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Melody Bridges as Låfftrax the Pirate Music: Tennessee Moon - The Heidelburg Quintette Jesus, My All - Olive Klein Anvil Chorus from Il Trovatore - Verdi perf. by The Prince's Band Written and Directe...

For sale: One old west town. Never used. Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Ian Ferguson as Bart-43, Bart-13, Bart-7, Bart-57, Bart-2, Bart-3, Bart-6, Bart Prime, and Mr. Undersignal. Newt Schottelkotte as Anna-11, Anna-77, and Anna-99 Jessica Morris as The Voice Music: Nothin' Left Blues - Peter Crosby Come on Home - Miss Patricola Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Support the show by ...

And Gloria said unto them, "Show me your plate, and I'll tell you a sad, sad story." -The Book of Mucklewain Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: The Valley of Peace - Metropolitan Quartet Vissi D'arte from Tosca - Puccini Support the show by S...

Let's save BertBert! Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Even Older Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Tomi Zandshtein AKA Tomix as Harsteen Camille Smicker as The Ex Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Ball and Chain Blues - Peter Crosby Gallant 7th - John Philip Sousa Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with ...

Home... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Benjamin Burdick as Ted Melody Bridges as Låfftrax Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Where the River Shannon Flows - Columbia Stellar Quartette God so Loved the World - Trinity Quartett...

Welcome back, Caspar! We're all screwed! Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Jessica Morris as BertBert Benjamin Burdick as Ted Melody Bridges as Låfftrax Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: What a Friend we have in Jesus - Stanley...

Season 2 Finale! Departures, arrivals, goodbyes, hellos, fights, realizations, idiocy, tacos... Funerals, am I right? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Camille Smicker as The Ex Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Benjamin Burdick as Ted Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenso...

While we're hard at work on Season 3 we present you with Part One of our Midnight Burger Interludes: How They Sleep at Night The first night is always the roughest. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Leif - Tom Moorman Shel - Newt Schottelkotte Science News In an idle moment, Leif checks the news feeds from home... Leif - Tom Moorman Ava - Finlay Stevenson Vela In our final interlude, we take a quick step back before we move forward, and say good...

"Leif, no offense, but The Triad SUCKS." -Ava Interlude: Whatever Happened to BertBert? or Interview with the Empire. Time is meaningless but let's do a flashback anyway! Cast: Benjamin Burdick - Ted. Jessica Morris - BertBert. Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Interlude: The Westernville Town Hall Meeting Hey. We kind of left Westernville in a hurry. I wonder how they're doing... Cast: The Barts - Ian Ferguson The Annas - Newt Schottelkott...

We are back with a final set of short pieces before Season 3 begins! The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek Harlan County, Kentucky, 1963. June takes her baby cousins camping and tells them the story of the day her Daddy met The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek... Cast: June... Christine Nelson The Ex... Camille Smicker Written and Directed by Joe Fisher A Mucklewain Christmas No matter how you celebrate, another year completed is always a miracle worth celebrating. We wish you many more... Cast...